A Fluid Concept

 A FLUID CONCEPT

After reading up on the matter I think if I had to do it all over again, gender fluidity might be the way to go.  I think it would be preferable to oriengender or weekfluid where your gender changes on a set schedule.  The whole idea would be opportunity and if on a set schedule, one would have some limitations - - not many, but now and then for sure.  Of course, I'm jesting don't you know.

So let's simply go with genderfluidity:  it's an easy term to understand and covers a whole lot of territory.  Now let's be clear.  I'm not talking about identity fluidity here.  Identity fluidity can cover a whole lot more - - also called gender identity.  Currently there are in excess of 70 gender identities identified.  Examples include astral gender, cassgender, demiflux, genderpuck, and omnigender.  All good examples of various genders.

I'm thinking that our legislature needs to study up on these two terms:  gender fluidity and gender identity.  They are invading our schools and classrooms; our children are becoming omnigender more or less in total.  We won't be able to keep track of them and the senior proms will become really interesting - - so interesting in fact that the parental chaperones will know not what to do or not do.  They certainly won't be able to tell who is kissing who and who is copping a feel from whom.  

So I think our legislature should be putting this on their agenda for next session.  They have worked diligently to  outlaw transgender, gay, and the sexual activity amongst the underclassmen.  Now it is  time to do a little research and nip all this gender fluidity and gender identity in the bud before it reaches proportions that it can't easily be quashed.  We certainly want to make sure none of this stuff gets into our school libraries where some young dissatisfied soul is looking for  a little  gender experimentation.

After all, according to our legislature, and properly so, sex only appears after graduation - - miraculously - - poof and there it is with the concurrent question of "What do we do with this?"  Our elected officials have forgotten, if they ever knew, that our children have smart phones.  And guess what?  They also have on these smart phones ChatGPT and Bard and Google and Siri and Bing and Pi and Replika and AI Dungeon and probably a hundred more.  Who knew, right?

So, let's do a little research so we are prepared for the next thing that we have to forbid legislatively.  It's simply necessary if we want to continue to live in a world we recognize.

Richard E H Phelps

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