04 January 2024

It's Un-identified

 IT'S UN-IDENTIFIED


One sees reports of unidentified objects (UFOs) on TV, in the papers, and online - - especially online where not only do we see reports, but photos of usually. large, round objects which, in the popular imagination, are what alien spaceships are suppose to look like.  These reports of extra-terrestrial activities sometimes include abductions with rather clinical examinations including sexual pairing which apparently is often included in the alien's examination.


We also have the phenomenon of corn mazes, geoglyphs and other unexplained evidence of extra-terrestials  for which we have no explanation.  Much speculation exists as to the source of all these wonders with many holding the belief that they are created by alien space travelers; possibly alien tourists out for a Sunday afternoon drive-about.  


Let me say this about that though:  If an alien life form had the technology and the determination to come to earth from some other solar system, they would not be landing in a corn field - - and we would not have to conjecture and speculate.  Not necessary.


The other phenomenon concerns the allegations of celestial intercourse.  The female sex has been blaming incubuses for unwanted and clandestine sexual encounters for centuries.  Nothing new here.  Instead of an incubi it is now an extra-terrestrial.  Same thing really.  Nothing they could really do about it.  After all, if some alien space ship can transport you up to the extra-terrestrial apparatus and the life forms inhabiting it perform coitus on your unresisting body, there is not much you can do about it after all other than hope that they transport you back to earth so you can relate your experience to an awe stricken public - - and hopefully not give birth to some creature.


But back to the cornfield.  Can't you just hear the conversation. Cindy says to Joe:  "Joe why are you landing in a corn field?  You mean we just traveled ten light years for our annual holiday to land in a cornfield?  What the hell? I want Vegas.  Get this thing turned around - - I want some excitement after a millennium in this spacecraft with nothing to look at but you."


Now that's more like it.


Richard E H Phelps

Mingo